She makes Gandalf look like Bilbo Baggins, here…damn!!!
Presenting The Comtesse Lea!
10 Visions of Denim Heaven…yes, it’s a fetish of mine, and thankfully one that I can enjoy every day! God bless the inventors of blue jeans.
PUT THAT CREEPY BOX BACK
DON’T OPEN THE BOX
OH YES SURE JUST OPEN THE BOX
YES NOW OPEN THE SCROLL AND SEE WHAT’S INSIDE
OH SURE JUST GO AHEAD AND READ IT OUT LOUD
HE’S GONNA GET YOU
*mummy in background opens his eyes*
OH SHHHHHI-YOU DONE WOKE HIM UP
Ardeth Bey wants your Wheaties….